The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

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The Girl is Really an Adult; Don't Bring Your Kids

Review by Rebecca Wilson

David Fincher's The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is an excellent movie, no doubt about it, but we have to get a few things clear:

1. This movie is violent, incredibly so -- there is graphic rape, torture, incest and murder.
2. Do not take a person under the age of say, a mature 15, to see this movie.
3. If you fail to take this advice, and take a person who has yet to graduate elementary school to see this in public, you will be judged harshly by other members of the audience. You will deserve this.
4. It's okay if you want to step outside during the rape scene. Or cover your eyes.
5. If you have ever been sexually assaulted, this movie probably isn't for you, either.

Why, you may be asking, do I have to hammer these points home for a movie that is so clearly rated R? Because of the number of young children I was forced to watch it with. I resented this because it made me feel complicit in something pretty yucky. This is partly the fault of the Motion Picture Association of America, the group of anonymous Puritans who regularly assign R ratings to movies solely on the basis of an F-word and a cigarette -- things that aren't going to scar a 10 year old. On the other, more important, hand, there is no judgment test as a prerequisite for parenthood. Unfortunately.

See / Skip
See it if: 
You read -- and enjoyed -- Stieg Larsson's novels
Revenge is a dish best served cuh-razy
Your day won't be ruined by scenes of violence and torture
Rooney Mara
Skip it if: 
You are faithful to the Swedish originals
James Bond as Mikael Blomkvist? Nope.
You are naive and/or too young to drive
Disturbing movies give you terrifying nightmares

Now that we have that established.

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is great because of David Fincher. He is a director without gimmicks -- he always puts the movie first. This gives him leeway to make vastly different movies of the highest quality. In 2010, he gave us a gripping film about a lawsuit, of all things. It won an Oscar for Best Picture. The Social Network couldn't be more different from The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo -- except for one key point.

Remember at the beginning of The Social Network, when Mark Zuckerberg gets dumped? How his bitterness toward his preppy ex causes him to invent Facebook?

Well, that preppy ex is also the girl with the dragon tattoo; you'd never guess if you didn't already know. And that was the best directorial decision Fincher could have made. Rooney Mara owns the role of Lisbeth Salander -- the possibly autistic, asocial, bitter and ruthless heroine of Stieg Larsson's three novels -- like nobody else ever could.

She is even better than Noomi Rapace, the Swedish actress who played Lisbeth in the original. Sorry, Swedish friends.

Lisbeth is a survivor and a world-class hacker who does things strictly on her own (mentally unhinged) terms. That's why it's such a big deal for her to join forces with Mikael Blomkvist (Daniel Craig), a journalist who has been hired by Henrik Vanger (Christopher Plummer, still dreamy at 82) to figure out what happened to his young niece who disappeared 40 years previously.

That is the central plot of the movie. It's exciting and mysterious and involves Swedish Nazis (!) and some really disturbing family dysfunction.

The secondary plot involves the state placing Lisbeth -- and her finances -- under the control of a sadistic lawyer (Yorick van Wageningen). He is the rapist. Lisbeth is his victim. It's hard to watch, folks, I'm not gonna lie. Especially since it isn't actually necessary to push the story forward. Is it gratuitous? A case could be made either way. Because the revenge that Lisbeth takes on him reveals the extent to which she has no boundaries, something that's essential to her character.

Larsson didn't write great novels; they can be boring one minute and salacious the next. But Fincher has turned this faulted story into a great movie. Also, Stockholm is beautiful.

Tue, December 20
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R
160 mins.
English
$ 90M
$ 13M
$ 108M